Contributed by ChookNet

There was a man driving down the highway going about 60km per hour when this chicken with three legs began running beside him. He decided to speed up to 70km per hour, but the chicken stayed right beside him. So he sped up to 100 km per hour, but still the chicken stayed with him.

Contributed by Susy

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilise the pullets' eggs. revor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.